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how to not sell
Overheard Saturday at a wine booth at the Pont des Arts:
Seller: "This wine goes great with wild game."
Customer: "Well, we're all vegetarians."
Seller: "That's not my fault! I'm just telling you what it goes with!"
Typing Shark : This game? This game rules. Actually, when I first saw that "get ready to dive" I thought it said "get ready to die" and I thought, "Whoa. They are really trying to make typing way too exciting."
Notes Scribbled by a Philosophy Professor on a Student Paper Entitled "The Truth of Death" : "Since movies are fictional, you probably shouldn't use their storylines to explicate truth."
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