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100 percent
The rabbit made me laugh today: "Once, when I smaller, I went to a drug store that had a picture of the manager on the exit door, next to the words: 'Please don't leave until you're 100 percent satisfied!' I felt a little dissatisfied, so I walked back into the entrance and grabbed a family pack of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. Then I drove back to work and ate half of them. This gave me a stomach ache."
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