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Hallowe'en satanic! News at 11!
Yesterday morning while walking to the metro I noticed several handmade posters stuck up on telephone poles and phone booths. I wish I had taken one so I could scan it for you, but they were all gone by the time I got home from work so you will just have to rely on my description. They were photocopies of an 8x10 on which someone had written in sloppy smushed up block lettered marker:
MESSAGE IMPORTANT
TRÈS IMPORTANT
L'HALLOWEEN EST
UNE FÊTE SATANIQUE
JESUS EST LE SEUL
VRAI DIEU.
- ÉGLISE ÉVANGELIQUE
Translation :
IMPORTANT MESSAGE
VERY IMPORTANT
HALLOWEEN IS
A SATANIC FESTIVAL
JESUS IS THE ONLY
TRUE GOD.
- EVANGELICAL CHURCH
Maybe you had to see how badly done it was to find it as funny as I did. I was picturing someone going "Really? Halloween is satanic? Well if it says so on this sloppily written piece of paper stuck to a phone booth, it must be true. Guess I'll have to change my plans for tonight. Instead of giving candy to the adorably cute kids who ring my doorbell, I will sit alone in my living room in the dark and eat it all myself. Thanks Jesus!" Way to show us the light, random evangelical church!
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