Lost cat story not fabricated! News at 11!
An actual news item I just heard on the radio that was unintentionally very funny (imagine it being read by a woman in a very serious newscaster voice):
"Montreal police say the reported number of attempted child abductions has been greatly exaggerated. For example, the recent case of an eleven year old boy who was approached by a man in a truck who asked him to help look for his lost cat. A follow-up police investigation revealed that the man also asked several other people for help, and had, indeed, lost his cat."
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