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Defective Yeti: "Turblitzen always seem completely flabbergast to discover that an elevator already contains people who inexplicably want to get out -- they always sort of cry 'oh!' and pull up short. But do they then get out of the way? No, they do not. Instead they just stand there dumbly, occluding half of the doorway like cholesterol in an artery, forcing disembarking passengers to squeeze around them." He comes up with a very good solution to the elevator turblitzen problem, but does not address the much larger subway turblitzen problem. Somebody please get on that as well.
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