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Note to self: Please, never never ever get bangs again. I know it seems like a good idea at the time, to get your hair out of your eyes and all that, but no. It's not. Because you eventually tire of them and decide to grow them out again. You always do! Do not think that this time will be different! Do not get bangs unless you are ready to commit to bangs for life. Because the months and months and months of torturous in-between-length-hair-you-can't-do-anything-about-or-with-except-cry-over that you will have to endure is not worth the temporary satisfaction you feel that first day when the hair is out of your eyes. It will be in your eyes for months! Think hard about the consequences of your actions. The pure self-hatred you will feel every time you look in the mirror during those months and regret your terrible decision, for example. I want you to remember the self-hatred you feel right now at that point many years hence when you are contemplating bangs again. And if you cannot remember, just remember this: never again. Never. Again.
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