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signed: i stole this card
How crazy would I have to make my signature before someone would actually notice? : "So far, I had tried altering my signature in a number of ways, but what if I didn't even sign my own name? The waitress at the restaurant didn't say anything, probably because I am mistaken for Mariah Carey all the time. Except for the goatee and the back hair, we are like twins." This is funny, but not comforting when you have just lost your wallet. Nothing was charged to my card, but I still had to cancel it, which is a hassle.
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