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it's really the five second rule, but i couldn't have done it in five
Yesterday I spilled my fruit cup all over the restaurant table, and there was a beat before Megan yelled, "Ten second rule!" and started counting back from ten really fast. I scooped up all the fruit with my bare hands and put in back in my cup before she got to zero. Then I ate it. Because, seriously, mango cannot be wasted.
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