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the flu shot would have come too late
I wish that I hadn't eaten that piece of chocolate AP gave me that she probably COUGHED ON.
I wish that I knew of a better remedy for curing my cough that the one that J suggested: putting fried onions on my chest and letting the juices seep into my skin.
Update! My mother suggested gargling with apple cider vinegar, which seems much worse. It smells too much like tear gas.
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