Dancomments on this article, about a German zoo that imported some gay Swedish penguins and is trying to break up the same sex partnerships and convert the penguins to straightness:
Awww, I love penguins. And also, ha! Also also, I don't get it. Are they hoping the penguins are bisexual and promiscuous? I don't like that the zoo has no qualms about being a penguin-homewrecker.
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