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5.4.05
a patent on peanut butter and jelly

Smucker's wants to patent its sealed crustless PB&J sandwiches, including getting exclusive rights on its "method of sandwiching the jelly between peanut butter and bread." This sounds hilarious, but it's actually appalling. Sticking the jam between the peanut butter stops the sandwiches from getting soggy. Everyone should be allowed to make non-soggy PB&J! I mean, come on!
At the center of the patent debate is the sandwich's sealed edge. The attorneys' brief says that "this smashed edge is the antithesis of the surface-to-surface seal" formed in its own process. The brief uses sandwich diagrams in an attempt to demonstrate that, unlike pie crusts or ravioli, the sandwiches are made without "commingling the two bread slices into an amorphous homogenous mass." Instead, the slices remain "separately visible about the periphery of the sandwich."

Amorphous homogenous mass?! Sandwich diagrams?! Are we losing sight of the very important fact that this is only a sandwich we're talking about? I think this is the most insane example of capitalism and bureaucracy intruding on matters of everyday life that I have ever heard of. I mean, patenting genetically modified potatoes is weird enough. I don't know if I can live in a society that allows for the patenting of something as basic as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
 




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