My favourite replacement cliches: "If you won't shake your bootie, get off the dance floor"; "Everyone gets ice cream!"; "Boot souffle"; "Trying to find a clock in a casino"; "Wants birthday cake on Christmas"; "More fun than 20 yards of bubble wrap"; "No one remembers Ivan the Wonderful"; "Start a whole new batch of sourdough." Look for these to enter my personal lexicon.
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